someone was going to get into some SERIOUS trouble today....

I am really trying to stop laughing...

My kids just came home from school. I WAS going to be a nice mom and pick them up, but things came up...

Okay...I'm trying to contain myself now...

Here I go...My kiddos just got home and were not happy with me, since I didn't pick them up. We live about 2 blocks from the school AND it's NOT over 100 degrees today. Both had very sad faces. I asked Joseph why he had the sad face...He said..

"Alycia said a bad word...She said the "S" word"

The "S" word? I almost had a Christmas Story moment...(the part where Ralphy's mom calls his friend's mom to tell her Ralphy learned the f-bomb from her son)....

Like I said...almost had that moment...

I did some detective work..."Joseph what bad "S" word did she say?"

"The S-H bad word"Joseph replied..

Whaaaaat?

"Alycia! What did you say in front of your brother???? (anger slowly building, on my part, but I kept my cool)

"Mom, you say it ALL the time!"

What??? Now I KNOW I don't say what I think she said...

"What's that then Alycia?" I asked

"Shut-up"

I could Not keep a straight face...there were tears in my eyes...this is too funny...

She smiled....

"Please be kind and use nice words please"

Welcome to my world!